Important Guidelines for Ladies
Conform to the expected norms Gotta be pretty to be acceptable Gotta be thin to be truly pretty Blonde to be beautiful And above all, don’t get fat Be tractable, be amenable. Feminine means high heels, make up or at least mascara Prioritise your appearance above your personality Men are visual and superficial, so don’t be too deep Always aim your attraction at men Don’t be too smart, unless you’re a genius But if you are a genius always know a man genius who is better And refer to him frequently Make an effort, don’t be loud Be sweet, be kind, avoid conflict, Be a fashionista, don’t be proud And above all avoid getting fat If you like eating cultivate bulimia, it’s almost impossible to see So it’s less unpleasant than anorexia and you should live longer Conform, please to society’s norm Vilify, scorn, denigrate, malign, youth and those younger Despise, fear disparage, ...